I was asking some girl ('least I think it was a girl) if she knew how much the school weighs. I wasn't expecting a straight answer. I actually got an answer. Dunno if it's right or not, but Hyde. How am I supposed to use these lines when I'm shot down 'fore I even begin?

...earlier today I told some girls, "My tail ain't the only part of my body which perked up when I saw you."

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It didn't work so well. Damn these hips.

There's some things which just ain't right being seen on the human body.

Hyne. First night here and I'm already failin' with the girls. I like making people laugh as much as the next man, but...well, not like I know anyone 'round here. Doubt any of them would let it go. But not like I'd have to worry about that, this is mighty far from Garden ( Read more... )